FUCK AND SHIT.
how old are you and do you still live at home with your parents? what age do you consider good to move out of home?
Anonymous

I’m 20, and yes I do. I don’t think it’s a matter of age, I see it more as maturity combined with income. For me, as soon as in financially ready to move out, I’ll be moving out.

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So there’s this girl I know, I’ve known her for about three years now. Since the first time I saw her, I thought she was amazing. Then I got to know her and I realised my thoughts were facts. We don’t talk, or see each other nearly as much as we used to, or as much as I’d like, but she’s been crossing my mind so much lately and I guess I miss her.

I am a bad (Taken with instagram)

I am a bad (Taken with instagram)

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IT HAS TITS (Taken with instagram)

I think I learned how to Facebook (Taken with instagram)

I think I learned how to Facebook (Taken with instagram)

Are you gay?
Anonymous

Gay for vagina.

tell me a story of something that happened to you today :)
Anonymous

Today was shit, Friday night was better so you can hear about that! This story involves my friends Jimmy, Lucas, Zac and Myself.

Jimmy’s car had no petrol, so we, and Lucas, went for a walk to the petrol station to fill a little container up so we could start his car. On the way back we were talking about what we’d do if someone tried to bash us or something. As soon as that conversation ended, a man stepped out of his car and asked if we had petrol because he was lost and ran out. So we let him take the petrol, in return he drove us to the petrol station and filled the container up for us again, then dropped us back at Jimmy’s car, which was conveniently located at his home. We asked the man how long he had been sitting there for, and he said only about 5-10 minutes; we were the first people he saw, and we were the only people he had seen.

When we arrived back at Jimmy’s we realised the lid to the container was missing, so Zac drove me back to the scene only to find the car was back there. I went to the window and asked if they were lost again, only to find out they were angry and missing $100. I’m pretty sure they thought we took it. But that’s not even the good part.

The man’s wife was saying to us he took the car to Port Botany on the Tuesday night for work. After he paid, he sat in the car and said something about there being some difficulty with the transaction. When the wife questioned him, he said everything was fine.

Here it comes…we came to the conclusion that the man was cheating on his wife, spent the $100 and had no way to explain why he spent it. So he must have told his wife he ‘lost’ it, and blamed us for taking it.

That’s it. 

Is there any girls you wish you were still with or wish you had a chance with? Also which is your favourite sexual thing to receive/ do.
Anonymous

Nope, and of course, every boy needs a Lights of his own. I’m not too fussed, hey. I’m just appreciative there’s someone letting my play with their junk/diddling my fiddle.

What is your "perfect girl" looks and personality wise. Also being honest, what are your turn ons and turn offs.
Anonymous

I like cute, smaller-framed brunette girls with light (green/blue) coloured eyes. She’d need to be nice, interesting, have a decent sense of humour, and not be a cunt. :)

Ask me stuff, I’m as bored as bat shit without anyone to talk to
The black under my eyes from feeling perpetually exhausted makes me feel like Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton film. (Taken with instagram)

The black under my eyes from feeling perpetually exhausted makes me feel like Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton film. (Taken with instagram)

New boredom cure is to send weird shit to 04DEADBODY (Taken with instagram)

New boredom cure is to send weird shit to 04DEADBODY (Taken with instagram)

Remember that time I lit my hand on fire? (Taken with instagram)

Remember that time I lit my hand on fire? (Taken with instagram)

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That white spot isn’t from the flash.. (Taken with instagram)

Little baby Forrest Whitaker is so cute! #starwars (Taken with instagram)

Little baby Forrest Whitaker is so cute! #starwars (Taken with instagram)