I am no longer #salty
Sometimes doing what you think is the right thing to do, is actually the worst thing to do. And when that happens, it sucks.
The world will end in 2012 because that's when Justin Bieber will hit puberty.
The best feeling is when absolutely no one wants to hang out with you.
Mum bought a new toaster the other day. Not gonna lie, i have had a few dreams about it.
Time to go to bed. If no one hears from me ever again it's because i woke up at 3:33am and got abducted by aliens that first look like owls.
I'm gonna by a 3D LED TV so if Billy Slater gets in a fight during Origin, i can punch him too!
I told my Mum i'd get her a sense of humor for her birthday. She didn't find it funny :(
Why is it that on cereal commercials the cereal boxes never have bags inside when they pour the cereal into the bowl
Has anyone else noticed that most of the common swear words are four letters long? Fuck, shit, cunt, cock and dick.